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"I'm DIRTY DIKE aka The Porkswordsman! I make up pages of rhyming words then record them. I got into the whole flipflop thing as a young scallywag that was immediately hooked on all the naughty swear words and graffiti. It wasnt until my mum confiscated my Onyx - Bakdafukup album that I realised I actually like the music too!
Some years and months and weeks later I found myself being stitched up in a nightclub for selling boogleland mudcloths and ended up serving a bit of time at her majesties pleasure. But never the time to be disheartened, I turned my time into something constructive and overcame the stress of prison life by writing rhymes. I was hooked on word play and all the possibilities involved in the bastard, and trust me it's infinite. The McDouble-D-cup was born and the rest is the future."