What is Kappa Gamma? Kappa Gamma is Greek for an incomprehensible language. Kappa Gamma is the incorrect observation of the Highway Code. Kappa Gamma is a papier-mâché training bra. Kappa Gamma is the curiosity that killed YOUR cat. Kappa Gamma is Bruce Forsyth's favourite band. Kappa Gamma is "no, please, no, why are you doing this?" Kappa Gamma is the Chosen Few. Kappa Gamma is groovy chicks with flutey legs. Kappa Gamma is everything that is the same, even though it is different. "Let there be peace amongst mammals." Kappa Gamma is Schrödinger's thought experiment of 1935. DREAMS. Triple-click: Find a well-kept secret and viciously ransack it's paintwork. - How does this make you feel? (the answer should be three). What is the pattern, or the meaning, or the 'why'?. In one word, or less, describe your knees. If you think you understand Kappa Gamma then you don't understand Kappa Gamma. First, why not try onanism? - really go for it. If not, try beating around the bush or other low-level vegetation. Why not try going back in time to Chernobyl in 1986 and showing them pictures of their grandchildren, followed by pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut? Why not try turning up your nose, at full volume? Can you smell the starchy goodness of the chip on your dog's shoulder? Then and only then will you know what Kappa Gamma is.