Colonel Mustard and The Dijon 5

Colonel Mustard and The Dijon 5

Colonel Mustard and The Dijon 5 are a large, loosely named musical act associated with the “Yellow Movement” and a self-described “evolution revolution” theme. The group presents itself through a long list of character-like member names and aliases, including Colonel John Thomas Mustard, The 6th Dijon, Archduke Mortimer Winthorpe 3rd Marquis of Denmark, Elbow T Drop, Chinley Biggins, Moonchuck McMungus, Hamoaglaphonic, Full Fathom Five, The Dijancer, DJ5, The Infallible Ginger Party Vortex, Queef Latina Honey Grain, Countess Frangipan La Guapa, Badges McBuffters, Deano Dinosaur, mrjonthehat, Scott (Rubber Chicken Security), Eric Yellowboy, Sugar Ray Docken Leaf, Vanilla Johnson, The Reverend B Natural, Bobby Snoobin, Shitney Bees, Freddie Dijon, C Murdoch Strongman, Jurassic Ant, Zebedee Harlem, St Badger of Mombassa, The Nubian Slave, Bongo Gorrilla, Lady Rastaman, Jeff Wanker, Ussain Bolt, Count Theodore Rocky Tuffliano, Franco Spanko, Bombadies Rice & Peas, Crab Man, Atherello Fonzarello, Lizardigan, Freezer Givesome, Tallest Man, Delgado Fitzpatrick, Skittle Boy, Fingers McVelvet, Mr Reasonable, Shauna Jean Sheen, Multi Vita Man, and Mongrel Custard.

The act’s written statement frames it as a collective built around humour, self-improvement, non-violent direct action, and the idea of losing inhibitions and distraction. It also uses phrases such as “anonymous awesomeness,” “bottomless thoughtfulness,” and “the fluent union of amusement” to describe its outlook.

The group is associated with the name “Yellow Movement” and has music available under its name on Bandcamp, with an accompanying Facebook presence under the same movement.