Married to the daughter of highly respected and world renowned Royal Pie Maker J Arthur Porky, inventor of the Pork Pie, Mr Shrubsall decided he had waited long enough for his inheritance and in 2008 he baked a gold encrusted pork plan.
Murdering his wealthy father in law Mr Shrubsall spent 6 months in make-up posing as the deceased, attending important Royal events worldwide, sleeping with his wife (the lovely Mrs Porky), and making some very suspicious business deals until it was time for Mr Porky to retire.
Mr Porky (Shrubsall) sold his shares of the long established pie business (no less than 98%) earning him the modest fortune of 135 billion pounds. Not bad for a fake wig.
The money was transferred to the shared account of his son-in-law Mr Shrubsall and his son-in-laws long time colleague, careful thinker, signature forger, and make-up artist Mr Randall. Some thought it unusual that none went to his daughter or wife.
Mrs Porky was getting a little suspicious, not to mentioned Mrs Shrubsall who was starting to wonder where her husband had been for the past 6 months, so something had to be done.
On May 17th, 2009, Mr Porky (Shrubsall) and Mr Shrubsall (Shrubsall) had a terrible accident. Although they were no longer ever seen in the same place at the same time, it was said they spent a lot of time together working on private projects. On this day they had been working in Mr Porky's shed, tidying up some old papers, lighter fluid and matches, when a fire violently and unexpectedly erupted leaving nothing but what looked like the contents of 200 bags of pork scratchings and one extremely burnt body. It was noted that the body looked as though it had been decaying for 6 months prior to burning but this was not investigated further.
Mr Shrubsall was nothing more than a crackling of a man and as requested was left in a replica of Captain John Hillstrand's ship 'Time Bandit' to sail the mighty waters with 2 fully paid and suspiciously familiar looking but not quite recognisable due to very good make-up deckhands.
In late 2009 it was reported that 2 men, one with strikingly similar facial features to that of the late Mr Shrubsall were seen travelling across the country in a limousine. It is said that they picked up a down-on-his-luck, one-toothed, heavy-metal-drumming vagabond on the way and are appearing at punk rock shows donating money and free cocaine to those poor peasant punks.
But those are of course just rumours...
Murdering his wealthy father in law Mr Shrubsall spent 6 months in make-up posing as the deceased, attending important Royal events worldwide, sleeping with his wife (the lovely Mrs Porky), and making some very suspicious business deals until it was time for Mr Porky to retire.
Mr Porky (Shrubsall) sold his shares of the long established pie business (no less than 98%) earning him the modest fortune of 135 billion pounds. Not bad for a fake wig.
The money was transferred to the shared account of his son-in-law Mr Shrubsall and his son-in-laws long time colleague, careful thinker, signature forger, and make-up artist Mr Randall. Some thought it unusual that none went to his daughter or wife.
Mrs Porky was getting a little suspicious, not to mentioned Mrs Shrubsall who was starting to wonder where her husband had been for the past 6 months, so something had to be done.
On May 17th, 2009, Mr Porky (Shrubsall) and Mr Shrubsall (Shrubsall) had a terrible accident. Although they were no longer ever seen in the same place at the same time, it was said they spent a lot of time together working on private projects. On this day they had been working in Mr Porky's shed, tidying up some old papers, lighter fluid and matches, when a fire violently and unexpectedly erupted leaving nothing but what looked like the contents of 200 bags of pork scratchings and one extremely burnt body. It was noted that the body looked as though it had been decaying for 6 months prior to burning but this was not investigated further.
Mr Shrubsall was nothing more than a crackling of a man and as requested was left in a replica of Captain John Hillstrand's ship 'Time Bandit' to sail the mighty waters with 2 fully paid and suspiciously familiar looking but not quite recognisable due to very good make-up deckhands.
In late 2009 it was reported that 2 men, one with strikingly similar facial features to that of the late Mr Shrubsall were seen travelling across the country in a limousine. It is said that they picked up a down-on-his-luck, one-toothed, heavy-metal-drumming vagabond on the way and are appearing at punk rock shows donating money and free cocaine to those poor peasant punks.
But those are of course just rumours...